Animals of the jungle


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Submitted Byavril_lavigne
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1 How do you fit an elephant into your fridge within 3 steps?

2 How do you fit a zebra in your fridge?

3 King of the jungle , the lion every animal in the jungle will come to his wedding but one animal won't which one is it?

4 A man needs to get to the other side of a bridge desperately there are killer alligators that live in the river and there is no boat how do you get across??

1. step 1- open the fridge.
step 2- put elephant in the fridge.
step 3- close the fridge.

2. step 1- open the fridge.
step 2- take the elephant out.
step 3- put the zebra in.
step 4- close the fridge.

3. The zebra because it is in the fridge.

4. Swim because the alligators are at the wedding.






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Posted by Drunky Jun 15, 2003

Are you a member of the braingle site? I remember reading this on that site.

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Posted by avril_lavigne Jun 17, 2003

yes i have never heard of it

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Posted by avril_lavigne Jun 17, 2003

i am a membraingle but i have never heard of it

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Posted by Source Jul 07, 2003

I heard this joke on the radio

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Posted by rainbowlou Aug 21, 2003

i love this joke!

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Posted by Quado Oct 03, 2003

this is actually a test designed by some guy to test if smart people are faking it.

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 21, 2005

Dupe. Funny Dupe, but a Dupe

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Posted by Sarah5225766 Jul 09, 2005

you got this from brainbashers, didn't you? cuz if you go to brainbashers.com click on fun stuff, then click on common sense, you get the exact same thing I dont mind if you got this from another site, most ppl get there jokes that way, but my point is, this isn't a joke, it shouldnt go here, it's more of a brain teaser.

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Posted by avril_lavigne Jul 11, 2005

Im sorry if i duped I can't do anything to take it off tho... any ideas?

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Posted by hellokitty52493 Jul 24, 2005

Hey, I saw this joke some where else on the site. Did you copy it, but change the words?

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Posted by boodler May 03, 2006

No 4. You have to get to the other side a bridge, so you swim beause all the alligators are at the wedding. Am I being too clever if I just WALK OVER THE BRIDGE?

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Posted by mathlover639 Oct 11, 2006

this originally came from an email chain letter but worder differently

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