Where are You, Danny?

Joke ID#13750
Funny (3.14)
Rating (0.54)
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Submitted Byiam_not_here
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"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know.

He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded.

Walking was virtually impossible with so many things strewn across his path. He moved ahead slowly.

"Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He tripped and almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something, move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just hoping he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten.

He couldn't understand how this could have happened. There was some light but not enough to see very much. Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it away.

In desperation, he took another step then cried out, "Danny!"

From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his son. "Yes, Dad," he said, in a voice so weak it could hardly be heard.

"It's time to get up and get ready for school," the man sighed, "and, for heaven's sake, clean up this room!"

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Posted by silly_goose Nov 08, 2006

Why are all of your jokes rated so low? I haven't found one yet that I haven't loved!

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Posted by Battery Nov 08, 2006

yeah this one was good!

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 13, 2006

A very good joke, 4 sure. I was envisioning something like the Catrina disaster or Tsunami! Good job n this 1 goes 2 my faves

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