Raising Cain

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Submitted Byboodler
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There was once a very very stupid farmer in Texas. The farmer decided he wanted to raise chickens, so he bought a standard gross of chicks.
He planted the chicks in the field, watered them regularly, but nothing happened. He was a persistent type, though, so he bought another gross of chicks and planted them and cared for them - still nothing.
Finally he decided he needed professional help, so he wrote a letter to the Texas A & M extension service, explaining exactly what he'd done in detail and asking for their advice. About two weeks later he received a letter from A & M, and read it:

"Mr. X, we are unable to diagnose your problem without further information.

Please send a soil sample."

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Posted by schatzy228 Nov 13, 2006

good one

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Posted by flamehead Nov 18, 2006

I don't get it.

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