Another Miracle!


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Joke ID#13670
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Submitted Byboodler
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Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.

"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"

"Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."




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Posted by dragonlilly1 Oct 24, 2006

Ok why????

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Oct 24, 2006

Duh I just got it...and yes I'm blonde.....hahahahah good one

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Posted by juwaidah1990 Oct 24, 2006

I'm not blond and I didn't get it

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Posted by boodler Oct 24, 2006

The ministers all thought the seeds would grow them their own vodka-watermelons!

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Posted by boodler Oct 24, 2006

That's right! They were hoping to grow their own vodkamelons!

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