This May Not be a Joke, But It's Interesting

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Submitted Byjoy2chipmunk
Corrected By boodler
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Stay with this - the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute. I was born before:

* television
* penicillin
* polio shots
* frozen foods
* Xerox
* contact lenses
* Frisbees and
* the pill

There were no:
* credit cards
* laser beams or
* ball-point pens

Man had not invented:
* pantyhose
* air conditioners
* dishwashers
* clothes dryers
* and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn't yet walked on the moon.

Your grandfather and I got married first, . . . and then lived together.
Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."
We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers,and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.
Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt,or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.
I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . . . but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.

In my day:
* "grass" was mowed,
* "coke" was a cold drink,
* "gay" meant happy
* "pot" was something your mother cooked in and
* "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
* "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
* " chip" meant a piece of wood,
* "hardware" was found in a hardware store and
* "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... and how old do you think I am?

The woman would probably be around 58!

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Posted by haha92 Oct 02, 2006

i dont get it.

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Posted by mellew Oct 03, 2006

in the title it says its not a joke. it's supposed to give u something 2 think about. only 58 years ago, and less, we didn't have all of this stuff, so what will we have in the future. and shouldn't we give our elders more respect and instead of feeling sorry 4 them, we should feel sorry 4 ourselves. i mean, look what the world has come 2. it really did make me think...

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Posted by ntsoaky Oct 04, 2006

Well I agree, but 58 years ago some of the stuff was already here. but I catch the drift

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Posted by haha92 Oct 09, 2006

ok.but why is she 58?

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Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Mar 09, 2007

Well, they're not old and confused. This particular person is just conservative and unwilling to admit that people who choose lead a different life than they do are not problematic. In fact, this view of the new generation promotes hate and discrimination against people who really appreciate the full benefits of living in a free country. I am sorry if I offended anyone, but if this piece of writing view made you think, you might have to rethink it over.

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