Some More One Liners VII

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Submitted Byboodler
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Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!

Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.

Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Synonym: word used when you can't spell the one you wanted.

The Apathy Anonymous meeting was canceled due to lack of interest.

You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard-shaped dents in his forehead.

You have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

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