Some More One Liners VI

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Submitted Byboodler
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Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.'s not just a good Idea, it's the Law.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.

Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.

AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse.

Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care!

Can you repeat the part after, "Listen very carefully"?

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

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Posted by schatzy228 Sep 29, 2006


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Posted by RustyDQ Sep 30, 2006

Love the last one!

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Posted by coolhndsme Oct 29, 2006

very funny

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Posted by Alexeagle Apr 03, 2008

the last one's the best

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