Disability


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Joke ID#13452
Funny (2.74)
Rating (0.8)
CategoryRedneck  
Submitted Bysilly_goose
Corrected By boodler
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An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.

The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded yes, so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down, and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke?"

He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "and put it on my bill."

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him, and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him, and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of backflips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the redneck. The redneck jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me! I'm drawin' disability!"




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Posted by RustyDQ Sep 27, 2006

Good one!

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Posted by mathlover639 Oct 01, 2006

i dont get it

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Posted by silly_goose Oct 01, 2006

Hey, don't look so down, mathlover! I'll explain it to you! Basically for the first two people, healing was the best thing that could have happened to them. But to the redneck, it would have been bad, because he was drawing disability (i.e., he was getting money from the government because he couldn't work) and if he was healed, he would have had to go back to work. Got it?

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