Policemen


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Joke ID#13424
Funny (2.41)
Rating (0.71)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bybballrox55
Corrected By boodler
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So there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were running from the police but all they could find was a barn. They were in a hurry to hide so the brunette hid in the horse's stable, the redhead hid in a tree, and the blonde hid behind a few boxes of oranges. When the policemen came to the barn, they went to the horses stable and the policeman heard something.
"Wait!" he said. "I hear breathing!"
But the brunette went, "Neigh! Neigh!"
"Oh, it's just a horse," the policeman said. Then he walked around and came upon a tree and heard breathing.
"Stop!" he said. "I hear breathing in the tree!"
"Caww! Caww!" went the redhead.
"Oh,it's just a bird," said the policeman. Next, the policemen came upon a barn with a stack of boxes of oranges.
"Wait!" Said the policeman. "I hear breathing!"
Then the blonde said "I'm an orange! I'm an orange!"




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Posted by bmonkey Sep 26, 2006

ok! dupe but not bad

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 19, 2006

Excellent Joke!!! I luv it! It's funny to think of how stupid you'd have to be to say that!

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Posted by timmycool Feb 09, 2007

there are loaaaaaads of different versions of this but nice going anyway!

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Posted by hottie101 Mar 11, 2007

haha thats a good jokeee ur my favorite joke submitter!!

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Posted by checkers467 Apr 17, 2007

she might as well be yelling "i'm an idiot! i'm an idiot!"

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