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Joke ID#1342
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the
exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.








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Posted by coolhndsme Jul 24, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by wizkid Jul 24, 2006

Yea. I would've been pissed. Well, at least he gets his money back.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by suellen Jul 24, 2006

The last line caused a laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed that.

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Posted by RustyDQ Jul 25, 2006

Very good lawyer joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Fathead Feb 05, 2013

See also The Trial, by Lindsey Phillip Dew.

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