Could Do Better

Joke ID#13400
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Submitted Byboodler
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Teacher - "Didn't you promise to behave?"
Johnny - "Yes, sir."
Teacher - "And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbehaved?"
Johnny - "Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you don't have to keep yours."

Teacher - "How can one person make so many mistakes in one day?"
Johnny - "I get up early."

Teacher - "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son."
Father - "What's that?"
Teacher - "With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating."

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Posted by bmonkey Sep 26, 2006

pretty good one!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by dragonlilly1 Oct 24, 2006

My kinda kid...devious and smart

Comment score: 4  

Posted by coolhndsme Oct 24, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by enderofgames Apr 08, 2007

The last one was the best!

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