Life As A Computer


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Joke ID#1340
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CategoryTech  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By krybaby88
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If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.

We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

To undo a mistake, click on "back".

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".

If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".




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Posted by Quado Oct 14, 2003

if only...

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Posted by anjo29 Oct 04, 2011

you are so right!!!!!!!! esp. because i love computers!!!

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Posted by anjo29 Oct 25, 2011

I wish this was real.... Fun!

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