A Few One-Liners
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Joke ID | #13375 |
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Category | One Liners |
Submitted By | boodler![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Lead me not into temptation...I can find the way myself.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
Miracles are performed every day, the impossible takes longer.
Never knock on Death's door: ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
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