A Few One-Liners

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Submitted Byboodler
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Lead me not into temptation...I can find the way myself.

The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

Miracles are performed every day, the impossible takes longer.

Never knock on Death's door: ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 20, 2006

Funny, esp the last one.

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 23, 2006

the one about temptation is the best

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Posted by coolhndsme Oct 21, 2006

very funny

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