Baseball in Heaven


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Joke ID#1334
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There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno, Abe. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you -- and if you die first, you come back and tell me -- if there is baseball in heaven."

They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."

Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes it is, Sol," whispers the spirit of Abe.

Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," says Abe says, "I got good news and I got bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."




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Posted by welshl Nov 26, 2003

that is so sad!

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Posted by hamburger Jun 13, 2005

That is the oldest joke Ive ever heard. Ive heard that joke so many times. But it is still good no matter how many times you hear it

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Posted by imlaughin Aug 05, 2005

i agree, it is stilll funny no matter how many times u hear it, btw i have heard it b4 many times

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Posted by 2sandwoman Oct 29, 2005

:lol But sad.

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Posted by 2sandwoman Oct 29, 2005

:lol But sad.

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