An Elderly Man Called 911..............


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Joke ID#13247
Funny (1.77)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bybmonkey
Corrected By boodler
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An elderly man called 911 and said he thought his wife might be dead.

Operator: "MIGHT be dead? Sir, can't you tell if she is dead?"

Man: "I'm not quite sure."

Operator: "Well, what makes you THINK that she could be dead?"

Man: "Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are beginning to pile up in the sink."



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Posted by boodler Nov 14, 2006

"An elderly man called 911." Why would his parents christen him "911"?

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 16, 2006

he dialled 911.... not his name.

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Posted by boodler Nov 24, 2006

look at the title - "An Elderly Man Called 911............" That means his name is 911! Someone called Alec.....means his name is Alec!

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 29, 2006

ok boodler, he dialled 911. U no dialling and calling a number mean the same thing.

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Posted by schatzy228 May 26, 2007

hard to believe, but the comments are worse than the joke

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Posted by schatzy228 May 26, 2007

hard to believe, but the comments are worse than the joke

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Posted by cheese123 Jun 21, 2007

i don't get the joke...

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