Milk Bath

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Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.

Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"

Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."

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Posted by thatguy9259 Sep 03, 2006

pasturized should be a jeff foxworth redneck word...unless that is already his and you stole it

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Posted by LadyJazzyJ Oct 23, 2006

i don't get it

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Posted by crrazzy Jan 03, 2007


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Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Feb 26, 2007

OH! I see. It means past your eyes!!

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