Night Shift


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Joke ID#13002
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CategoryAt Work  
Submitted Byntsoaky
Corrected By boodler
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During work Mike and John are chatting,
Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week."
John: "Oh!"
Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?"
John: "No."
Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this."

The next day the same discussiontook place:
Mike: "Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?"
John: "No."
Mike: "He is the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night courses you would know this."

The next day, once again:
Mike: "And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?"
John: "No."
Mike: "He's the author of "Confessions", if you took night courses you would know this."

Now this time John got irritated and said, "And do you know who Steven Turner is?"
Mike: "No."
John: "He is the guy sleeping with your wife! If you stopped night duties you would know this!"




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Posted by cubsfan1 Aug 23, 2006

lol or is it George Washington the 1st guy to cheat on here.

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Posted by timmycool Aug 26, 2006

that was a great joke!

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 28, 2006

thanx

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Posted by Battery Aug 28, 2006

good one!

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Posted by schatzy228 Nov 13, 2006

I did not sleep with your wife. Are you kidding me? Who could sleep with her around?

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Posted by coolhndsme Nov 13, 2006

very funny

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