From a TRUE Friend


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Joke ID#12961
Funny (2.81)
Rating (0.97)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Bydodos
Corrected By boodler
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Aren't you tired of those stupid, mushy greeting cards down at the card store? Here's what a real friend would send to another...

Dear friend,
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad...
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you...
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid...
When you are scared, I'll will rag about it every chance I get...
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whinin'...
When you are confuse, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass...
When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have...
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass...
Sincerely,
Your friend




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Posted by mydarklife Aug 23, 2006

THIS IS HALOURIS TO THE FAVS! :}

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Posted by ntsoaky Oct 25, 2006

2 MY faves also. Excellent

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