Funny Small Ads

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Some small ads that didn't quite come out right on paper -

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

For Sale - Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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Posted by mellew Aug 17, 2006

i like the boston terrier one lol

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Posted by schatzy228 Nov 13, 2006


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Posted by DennysGirl Nov 29, 2006

Why is the canaries up there? Do you know how hard it is to tell whether or not canaries are a boy or a girl? I know. I've had two, and I never knew what they were.

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