The Three Daughters

Joke ID#12921
Funny (2.44)
Rating (2.33)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byscout_zero
Corrected By joy2chipmunk
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Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of the weddings on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new husbands. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.

When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughter's room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.

The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom, you always told me if something hurt I should scream."

"That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?"

The daughter replied "Mom, you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."

"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"

The youngest daughter replied "Mom, you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."

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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 16, 2006

Love this one. You should never talk with your mouth full. You should laugh if it ONLY tickles. You should scream if it hurts & believe me.. Been there, done that. +3,000 Added to Favs. & e-mailed to friend.

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