Crazy Mixed-up Pup

Joke ID#12910
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Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Jokester1278
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Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists everywhere.

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, a dog that....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

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Posted by boodler Aug 14, 2006

I like the Peekasso best!

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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 14, 2006

Boody.. You slay me! +1000

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Posted by speedywheels Aug 14, 2006

Love 'em all, but I heard the last one on Dumb and Dumber. x10000

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