Bad Directions

Joke ID#12839
Funny (2.93)
Rating (0.51)
Submitted Bysalem33466
Corrected By zakp
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(144 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died
because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to
get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife, a blonde, to give me a hand starting the car. I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 30mph for it to start.

She said "fine!", hopped into her car and drove off.

I sat there fuming and wondering what she could be doing.

A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror
coming at me at about 40 mph, and I suddenly realized that I
should have been a bit clearer with my directions...

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 09, 2006

Still can't spell million though. Love to laugh @ myself the most.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by girliepie Aug 13, 2006

uh oh to bad for that guy!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by scouttrooper Aug 14, 2006

you mean too bad for the blonde.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by girliepie Aug 14, 2006

I thought the dude was in the other car that she is about to hit.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by Shastaki Aug 26, 2006

He was.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by coolhndsme Sep 11, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by salem33466 Sep 11, 2007

Hee Hee This Joke Made 'Joke Of The Day'!!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by funnymanWEN Sep 11, 2008

i thought it was funny...i could visualize the joke..

Comment score: 1  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?