100 Year Old Man

Joke ID#12788
Funny (1.96)
Rating (1.28)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byqwerty123
Corrected By BBKatsu
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A 100 year old man sits on the edge of his bed on the day of his 100th birthday.

He looks down at his feet and says "well feet, you're 100 years old today!"

He then looks at his hands and says, "well hands, you are 100 years old today."

He goes into the bathroom, looks in the mirror, and says, "well face, you are 100 years old today."

He then goes over to the toilet to relieve himself, and looks down at his penis and says, "Well old buddy, if you would have made it, you would have been 100 years old today!"

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Posted by qwerty123 Aug 04, 2006

yes it means his little soldier will not stand up and salute.

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