My Name Is...


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Joke ID#1277
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byrose_rox
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There was a farmer who was very protective of his daughters. Before every date, he would meet the young man at the porch with his shotgun, and if he didn't measure up, he'd make sure they left.

One day all three of his daughters were going out on the same night. The first young man drove up and approached the porch.

"Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to get Flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The farmer liked this guy, and let him leave with his daughter.

Shortly, the next guy drove up and approached the porch. "Hi, my name is Freddy, I'm here to get Betty, we're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" The farmer liked this guy too, and let him leave with his second daughter.

Soon the third guy drove up and approached the porch.
"Hi, my name is Chuck..." and the farmer shot him.






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Posted by ryanstoy91 Jan 14, 2005

I don't get it

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Posted by dishwashergurrl Mar 29, 2005

I don't get it eathe r

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Posted by fauck Jun 29, 2005

what does this mean??

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Posted by SamanthaGold Jul 23, 2005

I DON'T GET IT!!!!

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 25, 2005

the guys name rhyme with the girls name an they both rhyme with what they are gona do

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Posted by Celanba Apr 28, 2006

Chuck rhymes with f***

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Posted by Hahathatsfunny Jul 19, 2006

Timmycool - waaaaaaaaaay too many smileys. Waaay too many. Haha, that was a good one. I started LOL'ing, and everyone stared at me.

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 31, 2006

OMG! So funny

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Posted by mathlover639 Oct 01, 2006

whats with all the smileys?

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Posted by ntsoaky Oct 20, 2006

Did u have 2 do that, Jokester1278888888?

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Posted by cheese123 Jun 20, 2007

wow, the person who put all the smileys is really immature.

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Posted by cheese123 Jun 20, 2007

wow, the person who put all the smileys is really immature.

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Posted by Alexeagle Nov 28, 2007

All those gay smileys froze up my comp.

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Posted by noey5799 Feb 03, 2011

Stop the spam!!!!

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