Zombie Lingo

Joke ID#12702
Funny (2.7)
Rating (0.65)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByTheHumorShrew
Corrected By Celanba
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We all know that a good old fashioned zombie says


But what would these zombies say?

A Vegan Zombie - "Graaaaaiiiiins!"

A 1940's Mobster Zombie - "Daaaaaaames!"

A Michael Jordan Zombie - "Haaaaaayynes!"

A Vampire Zombie - "Veeeeeeeiiiiins!"

A Masochistic Zombie - "Paaaaaiiiiiins!"

A Maid Zombie - "Staaaaaiiiins!"

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Posted by timmycool Jul 26, 2006

thats actually qite good!

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Posted by 5600113 Jul 29, 2006

Sorry mate it's a duplicate

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Posted by girliepie Aug 14, 2006

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