Idiot Lawyer

Joke ID#127
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Submitted Bysomething
Corrected By Quado
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the laywer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The laywer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 20, 2005

I heard one like this before...Excellent job! Full smiley!

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Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 20, 2005

lol nice joke

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Posted by SexyChic Aug 24, 2005

I don't know if the lawyer is so dumb or so heartless!

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Posted by mydarklife Sep 16, 2006

this is holarouis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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