More Chuck Norris
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Joke ID | #12685 |
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Category | Other / Misc |
Submitted By | hamburger |
Corrected By | boodler |
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When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he dosent get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse. It's decendants are know as giraffes.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen, oxygen needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay off debt, debt pays off Chuck Norris.