The Genie

Joke ID#1268
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Submitted ByDrunky
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A man is walking down the beach when he comes upon a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out.
The man immediately demands his three wishes.
The genie first warns the man that whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law will get double. Figuring it wasnt all that bad the man thinks about his wishes.

First he wishes for a billion dollars. *Poof* A huge stack of money appears in front of the man. But his mother-in-law just got 2 billion dollars.

Second he wishes for a huge 50 room mansion with full staff to run it. *Poof* A huge mansion appears where his old house to be. (And parts of his neighbors houses too.) But his mother-in-law just recieve a 100 room house built on a beachfront property with double the staff to tend to the home.

Getting jealous of how his mother-in-law will brag about her riches and make his wishes look small he tries to think of a way to come out on top.
Finally the man says to the genie, "See that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

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Posted by datra16 Jun 08, 2003

drunky, this is VERY close to another genie joke about a woman who's husband gets twice what she does, and in the end she wishes for a mild heart attack...

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Posted by Drunky Jun 09, 2003

O_o Maybe you should report it. I didnt realize it came close to a dupe and I dont know what its a dupe of. Sorry

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