God's Vacation

Joke ID#12615
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Submitted ByMasterG3154
Corrected By boodler
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God was in Heaven and was getting particularly bored. "Oh what can I do?" he exclaimed.

St. Peter came up to him and suggested he take a vacation.

"That's a great idea, but where should I go?" asked God.
"How about the moon?" suggested St. Peter.
"Well, I could, but there's no gravity on the moon," stated God
"Then how about the Earth?"
When St. Peter said this God's eyes widened and he said, "Are you mad? I went there 2000 years ago, met a nice Jewish girl and they're still talking about it!"

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Posted by timmycool Jul 18, 2006


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Posted by fauck Jul 22, 2006

what does this mean????????????

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Posted by MasterG3154 Aug 26, 2006

Hey I'm a christian too. It's from the film 'keeping mum'. You have to take things with good humour mate. Sorry to have offended you.

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Posted by cubsfan1 Sep 05, 2006

no promblem i aded u to my buddy list too

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Posted by iam_not_here Mar 10, 2007

You made a good point MasterG3154, Christians (I am one too) have to be more... flexible I guess.

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