Frog in My Throat!

Joke ID#12549
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Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By shaggyrogers1234
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The hamster stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the hamster's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "He's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "He's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the hamster's a ventriloquist."

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Posted by Battery Jul 14, 2006

HAHAHAHA! You make me laugh every time!

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Posted by RustyDQ Jul 14, 2006

this is a good one!

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Posted by schatzy228 Jul 22, 2006


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Posted by hubluza Jul 22, 2006


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Posted by Anjhelprayer Jul 24, 2006

I like this one!!!

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Posted by teen_wiz Jul 29, 2006

Quite possibly my favourite joke on the site. Great job!

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Posted by Giggles Feb 22, 2007

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by 90sgirl May 05, 2009

Selling the frog was the best trick of all Awesome joke

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