Contagious


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Joke ID#12537
Funny (1.98)
Rating (2.5)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted ByAndYourPointIs
Corrected By timmycool
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A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. "Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps, 'cause they're contagious." "Very good," says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious." The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!" Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?"she says. Johnny replies, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin' around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, 'Jesus, it's gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.'"



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Posted by bonnieshad Nov 17, 2006

it took me a little bit but i finally got it....

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Posted by evil996 Sep 24, 2009

i love little johnny jokes. and this one has a little bit of blonde too! full smiley!

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