Yo Momma is So Fat

Joke ID#12520
Funny (1.65)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryYo Momma  
Submitted Bymellew
Corrected By timmycool
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Yo momma is so fat she wanted to go shopping for a new belt so she reached into the sky, then pulled off one of Saturn's rings and said, "Yep! Perfect fit."

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Posted by jokester13 Jul 12, 2006

She would have to be pretty tall too.

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Posted by mellew Jul 13, 2006


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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 06, 2006

Should have said Uranus.

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Posted by mellew Sep 13, 2006

well i didnt, okay

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