Going On A Date

Joke ID#12501
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Rating (1.86)
Submitted Bybrain_dead
Corrected By boodler
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"Emily, I don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alan in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?"

"Oh, my gosh," her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your dress and you'll have fantastic sex!"

"What should I do?"

"Wear an old dress."

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Posted by 5600113 Jul 28, 2006


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Posted by benjam May 07, 2007

kinda funny, kanda don't get it

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