Bad Excuses for Missing Work

Joke ID#1248
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Submitted ByDrunky
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I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I
shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac.

I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the pharmacy.

I've used up all my sick I'm calling in dead

The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

The dog ate my car keys, so now I have to hitchhike to the vet.

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Posted by rose_rox Aug 10, 2003

Love the 2nd one!

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Posted by dakini1 Aug 11, 2003

Number five is the best, maybe I should try that one LOL

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Posted by cyf360n Oct 10, 2003

Yeah, we shoul;d all make a jokes shorter, cause BIGBOY has trouble reading.

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Posted by absy Dec 07, 2003

that was too long??????

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Posted by imlaughin Nov 23, 2005

that was a perfect length 4 a joke, funny!

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