You Know You Need A New Lawyer When...

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- When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

- During your initial consultation, he tries to sell you Amway.

- He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."

- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

- He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

- Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.

- He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

- He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.

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Posted by girliepie Jul 30, 2006

that was hilarious! For some reason, when I read this, I thought of Jim Carey. (Liar-Liar)

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Shastaki Aug 31, 2006

That was a hilarious movie!!!

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Posted by coolhndsme Sep 01, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by mydarklife Sep 01, 2006

i disssagree with the guy that said not funny this was very funny

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