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Joke ID#12404
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Submitted Bytheswiscowherder
Corrected By Celanba
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Three men, a Scotsman, a Frenchman, and an Englishman were given a sentence of life inprisonment for manslauter in Saudi Arabia. When they got to the trial the judge said, "It is my daughter's birthday, so you will only be lashed 100 times."

They went to the whipman and he said, "Today is my birthday, you may all have a wish"

The Frenchman, who went firstm said, "I would like a pillow strapped to my back. "He got 33 painless lashes until the pillow broke. He then got hit 77 times on his back.

The Scotsman asked for two pillows. He got 66 painless lashes until the pillows broke. Then got 34 whips on his back.

The whipman said to the englishman, "England is a noble country, therefore you may have two wishes. The Englishman said,"Thank you, my first wish is to increase my number of whippings to the maximum 1000. My second wish is to have the frenchman strapped to my back."




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Posted by timmycool Jul 11, 2006

great joke!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by goosh Jul 12, 2006

hahaha that was amazing!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Hahathatsfunny Jul 19, 2006

Shouldn't the Frenchman have had 64, not 77, painful lashes?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Battery Jul 19, 2006

No. i think he should get 67

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Posted by mydarklife Aug 14, 2006

loved it!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007

omg lol!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by snakeyboy Sep 29, 2009

wow people. 33+33 is 66. the pillows last a certain number of lashes not a fraction of the total.

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Posted by snakeyboy Sep 29, 2009

that was not me posting that stupid comment. sorry.

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