Chocolate Chip Cookies

Joke ID#1240
Funny (2.71)
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CategoryMen / Women  
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An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies.

He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the kitchen, there was a huge platter of chocolate chip cookies on the table.
He finally made it to the table and he reached a shaking hand towards the cookies. Suddenly, his wife slapped his hand sharply and yelled, "DON'T TOUCH THOSE-they're for the funeral!"

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Posted by einat17 Jan 19, 2004

Haha!! does anyone else feel like having some chocolate chip cookies?

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 25, 2005

i wana cookie!! actually, i fink ill make sum mor brownies!! dey is low fat dun u no!!!

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