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One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

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Posted by Monique114 Sep 27, 2003


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Posted by silly_goose Aug 10, 2005

LOL When I was in speech class I did a speech on the "Dangers of Homonyms" and I used this joke as an example. Fun times, let me tell you

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 10, 2005

Lol! Cute...

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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 10, 2005

thats great stuff.

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Posted by taran083 Dec 24, 2005

Yes they are. They even have 100,000 bills. Those are only handled by national and international banks. I work in the bank industry (i manager NAEFCU, for all those that know which that is) But that's just to make you wonder ^_^. How much money is really out there... ;)

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Posted by Alexeagle Nov 29, 2007

In The Simpsons there is a trillion dollar bill.

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