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Joke ID#1235
Funny (2.94)
Rating (2.46)
CategoryGross  
Submitted Byecko_cutie
Corrected By violasrule
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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
" I don't know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself.



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Posted by deepsea Aug 11, 2005

thats really funny i gave it a full smiley

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Posted by buttons Sep 30, 2005

Well done. Very funny

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Posted by Celanba Apr 24, 2006

Funny! A bit graphic though.

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 08, 2006

OMG!

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Posted by juwaidah1990 Oct 21, 2006

i didn't get it, she missed her period so?

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Posted by Battery Oct 21, 2006

so shes preganant!

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Posted by gottalovetacsc Oct 19, 2008

awwww how sad! lol nice job!

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