Sam and Abe.

Joke ID#12295
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Submitted Bymarschie
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Sam and Abe, in their late seventies, first met years ago in the second grade. Their relationship now is mostly playing cards, telling jokes and making bets.

Sam calls Abe and says, "I got a bet for you: I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars!" Abe says, "How can that be? If you knew anything about biology, you ..."

Sam interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard, ...a thousand dollars, ...yes or no!!"

Abe says, "Okay, okay, I'll take your bet! How long is yours soft?" Sam says, "Eleven years!"

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Posted by hubluza Jul 01, 2006

i have no idea watt ur talking about

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Jul 05, 2006


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Posted by jokester13 Jul 06, 2006

This makes me confused

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Posted by schatzy228 Aug 04, 2006

you ever seen one hard for 11 years? very funny

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