The Elephant and the Turtle


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Joke ID#12256
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Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By boodler
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An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. He ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."




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Posted by bballrox2123 Jun 28, 2006

i dont get it.....

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Posted by schatzy228 Jun 30, 2006

HILARIOUS !

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