TWA Coffee?

Joke ID#12222
Funny (2.88)
Rating (0.39)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By timmycool
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"Waiter, I'd a cup of coffee, please, no cream."
"I'm sorry, sir, we're out of cream. Would you have it with no milk?"

"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!"
"Well, it was ground this morning!"

"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" asked the waiter.
"I'll have tea," replied the first customer.
"Me too – and be sure the cup is clean!"
Soon, the waiter returns with two cups of tea.
"Two teas," he says. "And which of you gentleman asked for a clean cup?"

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Posted by wizkid Jul 29, 2006

That's really funni.

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Posted by MansyP Jul 31, 2006

thats a really good n funni joke well done

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Posted by triskit Aug 04, 2007

horrible puns and stolen jokes. real nice

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