Fast Calf

Joke ID#12195
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Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By boodler
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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

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Posted by girliepie Jun 25, 2006


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Posted by ouchy1 Jun 27, 2006

i dont get it...

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Posted by Battery Jun 27, 2006

He thought that the calf ran really fast up the cow's ass.

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Posted by Celanba Jun 28, 2006

you're so funny, Battery!

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Posted by girliepie Jun 28, 2006

leave em' alone!

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 11, 2006

such innocence! i love it. 2 my faves

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Posted by hubluza Jul 23, 2006


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