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Joke ID#12162
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CategoryLightbulb  
Submitted ByCelanba
Corrected By schatzy228
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Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of lightbulbs.
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Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What, me move?
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Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. (C'mon, don't tell me you didn't see that coming!)
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Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but he has to bring his mother.
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Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A dozen; one to change the lightbulb, and eleven to applaud.
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
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Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Libras can't decide whether or not the lightbulb needs to be changed.
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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None; they LIKE the dark.
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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to install the lightbulb and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
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Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The light is just fine as it is.
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Have you ASKED the lightbulb if it WANTS to be changed?
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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh? Oh, I hadn't noticed that it'd gone out. I was looking at the stars.
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Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!




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Posted by Celanba Jun 23, 2006

You might not get some of these unless you know a thing or two about the qualities of the astrological signs.

Comment score: 6  

Posted by Battery Jun 24, 2006

I got some of them and its good enough for me.

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Posted by girliepie Jun 24, 2006

I'm a Sagittarius

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Posted by nogakat Feb 05, 2007

OMG the gemini was really funny I probably wouldn't have understood it if I wasn't a gemini! But we aren't that stupid even though I get it's because of the twins. Oh well it was really funny keep up the great jokes!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by LVninja May 02, 2007

LoL thats silly ^_________^

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 21, 2007

haha funny!

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Posted by mth_lvr Oct 08, 2008

nogakat.I'm a Gemeni too!well,goddamn you anyway.

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