Haiku Error Messages


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Joke ID#12137
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Rating (0.71)
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Submitted ByBattery
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
countless others exist

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.

This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.

Wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault

ABORTED effort:
Save and close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.




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Posted by girliepie Jun 23, 2006

hubluza, just shut up.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 10, 2006

as an observer, its pretty funny how hubluza's comment is rated 0 and girliepie's is rated 4

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ntsoaky Nov 02, 2006

n urs 2!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Nov 02, 2006

Anyway, Good joke.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by jarmihi Feb 11, 2007

Terrible... Just Terrible

Comment score: 0  

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