It's Time to Turn Your Computer Off When...

Joke ID#12134
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- You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed.

- You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom.

- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment.

- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.

- You laugh at people with 14.4 band modems.

- You start using smileys in your snail mail.

- You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word

- You can't call your mother because she doesn't have a modem.

- You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

- You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screennames and you never bothered to ask.

- You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you Landscape

- You tell the cab driver you live at

- You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

- After reading this, you immediately e-mail it to your friends.

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Posted by girliepie Jun 23, 2006

Comment score: 1  

Posted by kittyloverhan22 Jun 23, 2006

LOL Full smiley! Sounds like my mom.

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Posted by speedywheels Jun 23, 2006

Sounds like me, too! LOL!

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Posted by nellie188 Jun 25, 2006

i dont get it e-mail me the explaination on

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Posted by 90sgirl Dec 22, 2008

I have to admit on the first one Love the joke

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Posted by MrDrProf Apr 11, 2011

Or if you check facebook; no notifications, then twitter, then back to facebook just in case something happened in the 15 seconds it took you to check tiwtter... then back to twitter, and so on. -If your pointer finger is stronger than your biceps -you say lol instead of actually laughing out loud -you spend more time on facebook then you do talking to people in "real" life -

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