Hedging His Bets

Joke ID#12130
Funny (2.19)
Rating (0.66)
Submitted Bystang99
Corrected By Fathead
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Father Sullivan was ministering to a man on his deathbed.

"Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan.

"No," said the dying man.

"I say, renounce the devil and his works!"

"No," the man repeats.

"And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Father Sullivan.

"Because," said the dying man, "I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start annoying anybody."

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Posted by girliepie Jun 23, 2006

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Posted by mydarklife Aug 13, 2006

lol loved it!

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Posted by ntsoaky Dec 08, 2006

2 my faves.

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