Miscellaneous Terms

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Submitted Bystang99
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INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH: A female moth.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

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Posted by MansyP Jul 26, 2006

Good joke

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Posted by RustyDQ Jul 27, 2006

"Tomorrow" is my personal fave, my words to live by!

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