Nasty Habits

Joke ID#12099
Funny (2.42)
Rating (0.9)
Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By bballrox2123
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It seems that an elephant got too close to all the baby ducks the circus had brought in for Easter and accidentally inhaled a bunch of them.

The poor elephant was choking on them and no one could help. Finally the trainer goosed him -- and the elephant blew out a whole trunkful of downy feathers.

That's what he gets for snorting quack.

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Posted by teen_wiz Jun 22, 2006

Very good! I like it! Could also be in puns, but it doesn't really matter. Clever and original!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Battery Jun 22, 2006

thanks. I didnt know whether to put it in puns or animals.

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Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

cute and original!

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