Hippopotamus Hide


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Joke ID#12087
Funny (2.11)
Rating (0.67)
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Submitted Bybibidybobidyboo
Corrected By boodler
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Three Indian women are sitting side by side. The first, sitting on a goatskin, has a son who weighs 170 pounds. The second, sitting on a deerskin, has a son who weighs 130 pounds. The third, seated on a hippopotamus hide, weighs 300 pounds. What famous theorem does this illustrate?


The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides!




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Posted by crazycriely Jun 20, 2006

would this be considered rascist?

Comment score: -1  

Posted by boodler Jun 20, 2006

Are you crazy, criely? How can that be racist? I take it that is what you meant! They have to be Native Americans for the whole joke of Archimedes' theorem to work!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bibidybobidyboo Jun 21, 2006

when i submitted this joke, (which i did not make up, but which a friend told me) i did not for one minute think that it would offend people or be seen as a racist joke. i am sorry if anybody has been offended by it.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by idiot_genius Oct 09, 2006

I think what you mean is that only a Native American would sit on animal hides.

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Posted by idiot_genius Oct 09, 2006

I think what you mean is that only a Native American would sit on animal hides.

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